Too many laws or too many lawyers?

Wherein shooting a guy while bird hunting can't be all that bad. I mean how hard can it be to kill a 78-year-old man? And Greg LeMond won Two (2!) Tour DAY Frances after his brother-in-law plugged him right good when Greg was mistaken for a small animal with the gift of flight.


Here's the scoop on Attorney Season and Bag Limits. There are eleven rules, I'll quote three:

3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.

4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.

5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.

It's really a chicken and egg kind of thing isn't it?