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Thursday, February 16, 2006
Who would win?
Wherein a simple question and a request for 5% of the pay-per-view gross
If Dick Cheney fought Chuck Norris, who would win?
He could've played guitar better than Hendrix He could've told the future He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky He could've danced better than Barishnikov Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of Jesus was way cool
What a silly question...Jack Bauer, of course.
ReplyDeleteNow you'll have to explain who is Jack Bauer.
ReplyDeletebill.
The hero of "24"
ReplyDeleteDamn. I came here to say "If Dick Cheney and Chuck Norris fought, Jack Bauer would win," but Pooh beat me to it.
ReplyDeleteBrian Boitano could kick both their asses.
ReplyDeleteWhat Amy said - "Word. And Jack Bauer's."
ReplyDeleteBut don't forget about Jesus:
He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool