- XWL volunteers for the open position of press secretary and proposes five changes he'd make.
- In the comments, Icepick responds with a tour de force script of what a Samuel L. Jackson led press conference would be like.
- XWL elevates the Samuel L. Jackson passage and proposes Saturday Night Live move to distributed comedy writing.
- I suck all the energy out of those posts by creating a numbered list.
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Friday, April 21, 2006
What if Samuel L. Jackson was the press secretary?
Wherein this is comedy gold
Bill, if you had REALLY wanted to suck the energy out of these posts you would have put your numbered list in a PowerPoint presentation, complete with animation, pie charts and bar graphs.
ReplyDeleteMuch more about how to appropriately suck the enrgy out of this subject soon.
ReplyDeleteAs a proud owner of Tufte's essay The Cognitive Style of PowerPoint, I will not be making PP presentations any time soons.
ReplyDeleteHere's the way to REALLY suck the life out of the sucker....
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