Respect our robot overlords

Peter Crouch is the dancingest mofo on the planet


Be forewarned, if Peter Crouch scores a goal during the World Cup, the world's most popular dance will become the robot overnight. At 6 feet 7 inches, he's all geeky lankiness, but all the dance floor he's smooth as butter. Near as I can tell, his dance was captured at a Beckham party. Then people started laying grooves on top of it. Then he whips it out after scoring a goal against Hungary.

Here's some youtube links:

• club mix
  
• goal against Hungary
  
• James Brown
  
• a bunch of drunken englishmen, yes that's redundant, doing the robot
  
• now he's rapping
  
• Scores a hat trick against Jamaica the other day, but only throws down two robot dances

If you want to study the moves, the BBC breaks them down frame by frame.

Dang, watch the guy in the orange shirt.