Wherein still better than the rainbow fish
After witnessing his mother's murder he becomes a male prostitute for an old woman and later marries his cousin. With no other credentials than a sharp suit and a fancy car he becomes king after the old king mysteriously dies of poisoning. And for a bold example of cronyism rewards the guy who nominated him for king with a lucrative government position.
It's all rather shocking.
Oedipus
ReplyDelete1. That's not a children's story.
ReplyDelete2. you're off by centuries.
It all sounds rather Grimm.
ReplyDeleteIf you give a mouse a cookie (he'll become male prostitute).
ReplyDeleteChickenlittle is still off by a couple centuries and blake has overshot by a few decades.
ReplyDeleteclue: French
Shoot. Curious George?
ReplyDeleteYou sure it's a "children's" story bill? It's starting to sound like it belongs on literotica.com or something.
ReplyDeleteThe Tin Drum?
ReplyDeleteIf it's The Tin Drum, it's a definition of "children's story" I hadn't considered.
ReplyDeleteI figure it has to be an animal. We don't kill human mothers in 20th century fairy tales.
Oh! DUHHHHHHHH!!
It's BABAR!!!
Duh is right. blake with the victory. My warmest personal regards.
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