Separated by similar visages
Wherein pretty slim pickings lately
Update: D'oh! I missed the most obvious reason Chick Fil A isn't open on Sundays -- vampires are afraid of the sun. Yeah, that's not really worthy off being read of a dixie cup.
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Update: D'oh! I missed the most obvious reason Chick Fil A isn't open on Sundays -- vampires are afraid of the sun. Yeah, that's not really worthy off being read of a dixie cup.
posted by bill at 8:50 PM
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Why don't vampyr ever look like Slim Pickens?
Ain't one dem vampeeers ever get the hankering for a southern good ol' boy before?
(I'm just seeing a new comedy/horror movie starring Larry the Cable Guy, Foxworthy, and Udo Kier as the effete Eurotrashy vampire who turned a couple of good ol' boys into vampires after a moonshine fueled bender, expect much mayhem and hilarity to ensue...)
It's "Interview with a Vampire" crossed with "Deliverance."
I think we could sell that.
Co-directed by Spike Jonze and Sofia Coppola (sure those crazy kids ended their marriage, but that doesn't mean they can't make a film together, and then somebody could film a documentary of the backstage tensions of making the film, also).
(and yes, I'm really, really, really, looking forward to Spike's next film)
Question: Would the Hayes Censorship Act allow the undead boob grab?
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