Twice is a rumor, Thrice is a fact

Wherein or something like that; of course if I get two more people to say it then I'm practically covered in chocolate sauce and hugging a banana; or dipped in honey and rolled in granola; or as shiny as a shiny metallic thing that's been shined until its shininess bounces off the glass facade of the building across the street, blinding a cab driver who runs over a stall at the farmer's market not killing anyone though many squash are severely injured


Jon Stewart is no longer funny. Evidence:

1. XWL: "The Daily Show would also be safe, cause they haven't been particularly humorous in quite awhile"
   
2. Radley Balko: "The bad news is that John [sic] Stewart isn't all that funny anymore."

Under consideration,

• Dan Williamson: "The good news is that eight months from now, Stewart should be funny again—maybe not as entertaining as Stephen Colbert, but funny enough."