What rhymes with pizza?
According to Rhymezone, it's srebrenica. That's almost as bad as "orange."
In Bosnia, for dinner I advised a group
Mostly, they just wanted soup
When they asked for a pizza
I recommended a shop in Srebrenica
Which was nothing but tomato-flavored goop
While eating out in europe
I asked for pancakes and syrup
And just like the pizza
I ordered in Srebrenica
They brought me a 60-year-old trollop
In Bosnia, for dinner I advised a group
Mostly, they just wanted soup
When they asked for a pizza
I recommended a shop in Srebrenica
Which was nothing but tomato-flavored goop
While eating out in europe
I asked for pancakes and syrup
And just like the pizza
I ordered in Srebrenica
They brought me a 60-year-old trollop
posted by bill at 11:29 AM
3 Comments:
The Italian place in Srebrenica
Serves cabbage and prawns on their pizza
"Our pepperoni"
they said, "is so bony"
"It's like it's still trying to eat 'ya"
Yeah, that's not easy, is it.
The question was asked by a 4-year-old and they ask some tough questions.
bill.
I bet. Three's been hard enough, and four's coming on quick.
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