Wednesday, September 28, 2005

What rhymes with pizza?

According to Rhymezone, it's srebrenica. That's almost as bad as "orange."

In Bosnia, for dinner I advised a group
Mostly, they just wanted soup
When they asked for a pizza
I recommended a shop in Srebrenica
Which was nothing but tomato-flavored goop

While eating out in europe
I asked for pancakes and syrup
And just like the pizza
I ordered in Srebrenica
They brought me a 60-year-old trollop


Blogger Ahistoricality said...

The Italian place in Srebrenica
Serves cabbage and prawns on their pizza
"Our pepperoni"
they said, "is so bony"
"It's like it's still trying to eat 'ya"

Yeah, that's not easy, is it.

9/28/2005 07:40:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The question was asked by a 4-year-old and they ask some tough questions.


9/28/2005 11:17:00 PM  
Blogger Ahistoricality said...

I bet. Three's been hard enough, and four's coming on quick.

9/29/2005 06:09:00 AM  

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