Too many laws or too many lawyers?
Here's the scoop on Attorney Season and Bag Limits. There are eleven rules, I'll quote three:
3. Killing of attorneys with a vehicle is prohibited. If accidentally struck, remove dead attorney to roadside and proceed to nearest car wash.
4. It is unlawful to chase, herd, or harvest attorneys from a snow machine, helicopter, or aircraft.
5. It shall be unlawful to shout "whiplash", "ambulance", or "free Perrier" for the purpose of trapping attorneys.
It's really a chicken and egg kind of thing isn't it?