Frank Zappa = Constitutional hero; Tipper Gore = sucking ball of evil

Wherein according to columnist John Lofton I need to get out more because I also am unaware of songs advocating incest



See also this discussion. It's a shame this dickhead is still alive while Zappa is the one who died early. Maybe that's a little strong; it's been twenty years, maybe Lofton has a better understanding of the Bill of Rights.