Thursday, December 20, 2007

He paid $545 million for this?

Wherein maybe it's a Home Depot thing. The Falcons tank with a dog killing quarterback. Then there's Bernard Marcus who donated $250 million to build the Georgia Aquarium and whose short, sordid history is littered with the dead carcasses of beluga whales and whale sharks


we take you the offices of football coaches around the globe:
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1 Comments:

Blogger XWL said...

He hasn't called me yet, I'd take the dumb job.

He could do worse (and has).

Things I wouldn't do as a GM:

Hire a coach straight out of college football (unless his name rhymed with Feet Barrel).

Have the name "Joey Harrington" on any checks I'm expected to approve.

Get too buddy-buddy with any of the players.

Sleep more than 5 hours a night during football season.


Come to think of it, taking that job would mean watching hour after hour of game tape of a Vick-less Atlanta Falcons, maybe I'd hang up on Mr. Blank as well.

12/20/2007 02:16:00 PM  

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