Someone alert Stephen Colbert
- Marietta, GA: For the third time in less than a month, a black bear has died after being struck by a car in Cobb County.
- Obetz, OH: Bar bans black bear
- Oak Ridge, TN: For the second time this month, a black bear has prowled the city's residential and commercial areas.
- Fredericksburg, VA: A five-foot-tall black bear toured Fredericksburg over the weekend