Short cuts: NY Times

Wherein January 30
 

Curling:

“No, we’re going to Bismarck. But it should be fun.”

Chong:

“You had someone knocking on your cell, ‘Time to get up,’ ” he recalled. “Instead of being on the set, you’ve got to be counted.”

Sounds like research thought of while listening to Cheech and Chong records:

After analyzing more than 300 depictions of walking animals in museums, veterinary books and toy models, the researchers report that in almost half of them the leg positions are wrong.

OH MY GOD!!! That looks amazing!:

...massive torpedo-shaped amalgamation of two pounds of bacon woven through and around two pounds of sausage and slathered in barbecue sauce...

Calm down, jackass; you're no Bob Seger:

“I realized, I do love those big sweeping melodies and the romanticism, and I haven’t allowed myself much of it in the past