Assu

Wherein sing along if you know the words


Assumption Junction, what’s your malfunction?
Hooking up words and phrases and clauses
Assumption Junction, drop your unction
Now if I take this from here and that from there and extrapolate into infinity I can state ipso facto you mean something else.
 
Assumption Junction, what’s your malfunction?
Hooking up thoughts with facts and fiction
When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me…
Unless you use the singular form, assu.
 
Assumption Junction, what’s your malfunction?
Taking a square peg and pounding it into a round hole.
So if say you like cats, you mean you hate dogs
Or wearing a black and white scarf means you support terrorists
 
Assumption Junction, what’s your malfunction?