Thursday, February 16, 2006

Who would win?

Wherein a simple question and a request for 5% of the pay-per-view gross

If Dick Cheney fought Chuck Norris, who would win?

thanks to Pooh for the idea.


Blogger Pooh said...

What a silly question...Jack Bauer, of course.

2/16/2006 12:27:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now you'll have to explain who is Jack Bauer.


2/16/2006 12:37:00 PM  
Blogger Pooh said...

The hero of "24"

2/16/2006 01:38:00 PM  
Anonymous BTD Greg said...

Damn. I came here to say "If Dick Cheney and Chuck Norris fought, Jack Bauer would win," but Pooh beat me to it.

2/16/2006 02:49:00 PM  
Anonymous amy said...

Brian Boitano could kick both their asses.

2/17/2006 07:16:00 AM  
Blogger bill said...

What Amy said - "Word. And Jack Bauer's."

But don't forget about Jesus:

He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool

2/17/2006 07:37:00 AM  

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