Who would win?
Wherein a simple question and a request for 5% of the pay-per-view gross
If Dick Cheney fought Chuck Norris, who would win?
thanks to Pooh for the idea.
If Dick Cheney fought Chuck Norris, who would win?
thanks to Pooh for the idea.
posted by bill at 8:40 AM
6 Comments:
What a silly question...Jack Bauer, of course.
Now you'll have to explain who is Jack Bauer.
bill.
The hero of "24"
Damn. I came here to say "If Dick Cheney and Chuck Norris fought, Jack Bauer would win," but Pooh beat me to it.
Brian Boitano could kick both their asses.
What Amy said - "Word. And Jack Bauer's."
But don't forget about Jesus:
He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool
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