Thursday, August 30, 2007

Then again they may not; we really don't know what the fuck all we're talking about

Wherein Apple may have invented a pony that farts lollipops


About the only thing worse than news organizations repeating unfounded gossip is ending a story with "..it could have been worse." No shit. It could always be worse and someone may do something. If that's all you got, then you got nothing to say. Sit down and shut up.

Wall Street Journal: Apple May Reveal iPods With More Features

Macrumors: Apple may have been working on control interfaces for at least one upcoming luxury car.

Bloomberg: said yesterday Apple may announce European distributors for the iPhone

Seattle Times: that its iTunes store may start selling music from The Beatles.

Reuters UK: Others also suggested that Apple may announce a deal for its iTunes online music store

8 Comments:

Blogger Pastor_Jeff said...

Apropos of nothing, the little comment line you added to your blog feed made me laugh.

I only had to read it a couple of times to figure out it wasn't article-specific.

8/30/2007 02:49:00 PM  
Blogger Pastor_Jeff said...

Oh, and the WSJ hed takes the cake.

Lots of companies roll out second generation devices with fewer features. Happens all the time.

"We decided for release 2.0 that the product will do less than it used to. It was just getting too complicated, you know? In the long-range plan, version 4.0 will be a USB memory stick and version 5.0 will be an empty Altoids tin."

8/30/2007 02:54:00 PM  
Blogger bill said...

Thanks! I forgot what I wrote. I should probably look into that.

8/30/2007 02:59:00 PM  
Blogger Icepick said...

Wherein Apple may have invented a pony that farts lollipops

Okay, I don't care how cool people say Apple products are, I'm not buying one of those.

8/30/2007 03:29:00 PM  
Blogger XWL said...

I much prefer giant tacos that crap ice cream.

8/30/2007 03:42:00 PM  
Blogger bill said...

After Apple came out with the lollipop farting pony, Microsoft, 2 years later, would demo a turtle that dripped licorice flavored snot.

8/30/2007 03:47:00 PM  
Blogger Pastor_Jeff said...

"Slack-ass bastards. Click your lazy selves over here if you want to read this crap."

Now that's awesome. Plus, it totally describes the place.

8/30/2007 04:45:00 PM  
Blogger Pastor_Jeff said...

You can bet:
1) It would be the slickest looking pony ever, and
2) People would gladly eat the lollipops and then tell everyone they tasted like ambrosia.

8/30/2007 04:50:00 PM  

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