Friday, August 31, 2007

"Way to go, Yoo-hoo! The chocolate drink for paranoid, anal-retentive attorneys!"

Wherein throw in a Moon Pie and it's Sunday dinner


linked at Conblogeration.

I think Yoo-Hoo's GENERAL RESTRICTIONS exhibit an internal conflict. At least the first two bullet points:
  • You may use this Site for your own personal, non-commercial informational or entertainment purposes only.
  • You may not copy, reproduce, reuse, retransmit, adapt, publish, frame, post, upload, modify, broadcast or distribute any Site Content in any way, including for any public or commercial purpose whatsoever, without our prior written permission.

In fact, they're practically a loop.
  • You may use this Site for your own personal, non-commercial informational or entertainment purposes only.
  • You may not copy, reproduce, reuse, retransmit, adapt, publish, frame, post, upload, modify, broadcast or distribute any Site Content in any way, including for any public or commercial purpose whatsoever, without our prior written permission.
  • You may use this Site for your own personal, non-commercial informational or entertainment purposes only.
  • You may not copy, reproduce, reuse, retransmit, adapt, publish, frame, post, upload, modify, broadcast or distribute any Site Content in any way, including for any public or commercial purpose whatsoever, without our prior written permission.
  • You may use this Site for your own personal, non-commercial informational or entertainment purposes only.
  • You may not copy, reproduce, reuse, retransmit, adapt, publish, frame, post, upload, modify, broadcast or distribute any Site Content in any way, including for any public or commercial purpose whatsoever, without our prior written permission.
  • You may use this Site for your own personal, non-commercial informational or entertainment purposes only.
  • You may not copy, reproduce, reuse, retransmit, adapt, publish, frame, post, upload, modify, broadcast or distribute any Site Content in any way, including for any public or commercial purpose whatsoever, without our prior written permission.
  • You may use this Site for your own personal, non-commercial informational or entertainment purposes only.
  • You may not copy, reproduce, reuse, retransmit, adapt, publish, frame, post, upload, modify, broadcast or distribute any Site Content in any way, including for any public or commercial purpose whatsoever, without our prior written permission.
  • You may use this Site for your own personal, non-commercial informational or entertainment purposes only.
  • You may not copy, reproduce, reuse, retransmit, adapt, publish, frame, post, upload, modify, broadcast or distribute any Site Content in any way, including for any public or commercial purpose whatsoever, without our prior written permission.
  • You may use this Site for your own personal, non-commercial informational or entertainment purposes only.
  • You may not copy, reproduce, reuse, retransmit, adapt, publish, frame, post, upload, modify, broadcast or distribute any Site Content in any way, including for any public or commercial purpose whatsoever, without our prior written permission.
  • You may use this Site for your own personal, non-commercial informational or entertainment purposes only.
  • You may not copy, reproduce, reuse, retransmit, adapt, publish, frame, post, upload, modify, broadcast or distribute any Site Content in any way, including for any public or commercial purpose whatsoever, without our prior written permission.
  • You may use this Site for your own personal, non-commercial informational or entertainment purposes only.
  • You may not copy, reproduce, reuse, retransmit, adapt, publish, frame, post, upload, modify, broadcast or distribute any Site Content in any way, including for any public or commercial purpose whatsoever, without our prior written permission.
  • You may use this Site for your own personal, non-commercial informational or entertainment purposes only.
  • You may not copy, reproduce, reuse, retransmit, adapt, publish, frame, post, upload, modify, broadcast or distribute any Site Content in any way, including for any public or commercial purpose whatsoever, without our prior written permission.
  • You may use this Site for your own personal, non-commercial informational or entertainment purposes only.
  • You may not copy, reproduce, reuse, retransmit, adapt, publish, frame, post, upload, modify, broadcast or distribute any Site Content in any way, including for any public or commercial purpose whatsoever, without our prior written permission.
  • You may use this Site for your own personal, non-commercial informational or entertainment purposes only.
  • You may not copy, reproduce, reuse, retransmit, adapt, publish, frame, post, upload, modify, broadcast or distribute any Site Content in any way, including for any public or commercial purpose whatsoever, without our prior written permission.


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2 Comments:

Blogger P_J said...

Oh, way to go, Bill. I figured I could sneak in a few lines safely, but you have to go and post the whole stupid Terms of Use and link it back to me.

Great. Now we're both screwed.

8/31/2007 04:16:00 PM  
Blogger bill said...

Don't worry, I'll burn my computer in the woodpile out back. They'll never be able to find you.

8/31/2007 04:24:00 PM  

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