Fact: The United Nations is a corrupt and morally bankrupt international organization premised on the fairy tale of international cooperation.
Fact: The International Olympics Committee is a corrupt and morally bankrupt international organization premised on the fairy tale of international cooperation.
Fact: Both regularly debase their original underlying purposes and habitually reward committee processes over fair play.
Fact: 90% of the world's population could not find the Canary Islands on a map. I made up that number but I'm 75% confident that it's 80% correct.
Proposal: United Nations and the IOC join forces to create a new body. Then they buy out a couple of the Canary Islands to create the independent Republic of Friendly Cooperation (ideals in mirror are further away than they appear). The UN no longer has to pretend to ignore New York parking laws and can freely invite any bloodthirsty dictator who pays for the privilege. The IOC now stages a neutral site where they control 100% of all licensing fees and graft generated by sponsorships and building contracts.
Upside: Not In My Backyard.
possible downside #1: Fewer Law & Order shows about law-breaking diplomats claiming diplomatic immunity.
possible downside #2: Opens the New York real estate market with the possibility that Donald Trump may build another ugly tower.