Isn't "retour des cendres" an Elvis Presley song?
2. Dog Day Afternoon
3. Monopoly, boardgame of
4. something to do with Napoleon...how about his body...or his shriveled male member soaking in a jar of formaldehyde. Ok, that penis thing was meant as a joke, but I'm closer to an actual urban legend than I thought. Though we all know that the Smithsonianians are lying liars about John Dillinger.
6. A myth involving Greek men and sheep? Heh heh heh. Jason.
7. Might have occurred to me if I'd sat on it for awhile, but I easily figured this out with very little research. The lightbulb moment was seeing [xxxxxxx] in the "My Two Dads" description; I'd forgotten about that.