Well you want a victory, well that makes you a wisher, cause one thing is for sure you ain't no Bobby Fischer

Wherein I googled for chess moves because I have no idea what I'm talking about


Dialogue:

Chris Farley: You know in that match with Korchnoi...?

Garry Kasparov: Yes?

Chris Farley: And you used the Catalan Opening...

Garry Kasparov: This is true.

Chris Farley: That was so cool...

The first rule of chess club. For more on the title, click.