Check me off for four correct
Wherein fact: the Tooth Fairy works harder than the Easter Bunny and fat bastard Santa combined
1. Genghis Khaaaaaaaaaaaan!
2. MLB World Series
3. McFishwiches
4. ...as in not on time or as dead? I suppose the distinction really doesn't matter. Audrey Hepburn
5. World record holder for most Spam consumed....because they eat a lot of Spam in Hawaii
6. I recognize the picture, but would have never guessed the name of this animal
7. "The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe" is the only one I've read and I thought it was just a horribly written book. It was so awkward it hurt my face to read it out loud. That would be literally, not figuratively. My guess of inordinate vagueness is that the answer has something to do with an inanimate object. Second guess is that Santa Claus shows up for no reason whatsoever.
1. Genghis Khaaaaaaaaaaaan!
2. MLB World Series
3. McFishwiches
4. ...as in not on time or as dead? I suppose the distinction really doesn't matter. Audrey Hepburn
5. World record holder for most Spam consumed....because they eat a lot of Spam in Hawaii
6. I recognize the picture, but would have never guessed the name of this animal
7. "The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe" is the only one I've read and I thought it was just a horribly written book. It was so awkward it hurt my face to read it out loud. That would be literally, not figuratively. My guess of inordinate vagueness is that the answer has something to do with an inanimate object. Second guess is that Santa Claus shows up for no reason whatsoever.
posted by bill at 11:51 AM
4 Comments:
Besides the SPAM® thing, I'm guessing she's also that evil, aging, racist white lady who raised Sen. Obama (AKA, His own grandmother)
Now for a Fair and Balanced™ approach to commenting, a McCain joke:
It's kind of amazing that one of the candidates has a grandmother younger than the other side's presumptive nominee . . .
the Tooth Fairy works harder than the Easter Bunny and fat bastard Santa combined
Maybe so; I couldn't say, in general.
But it sure ain't true in my house. What almost 8-year-old kid has had only had two teeth to offer up to the TF? And even then, the perms grew BEHIND the babies, which eventually had to be pulled by the dentist--after months.
No sign of additional looseness, either.
WTF?
And even then, the perms grew BEHIND the babies, which eventually had to be pulled by the dentist
Wow, that's an exact description of yesterday's activities.
Just a little background for everyone else...when permanent teeth come in they're supposed to weaken the roots of the baby teeth, so with a little wiggling and a little tugging they come out. Apparently my child and reader_iam's child are part shark and the permanent teeth come in too far behind to loosen the baby teeth. Dentist said we could've wiggled those teeth all we wanted and they were never coming out. Also, based on the xrays, I'm pretty sure she's already booked 5 or 6 around the world trips based on the amount of work she'll get from us.
Post a Comment
<< Home