Short quote: underage drunks?
I also have a blog, The Main Street Diaries, which is about trying to manage my small children without getting a divorce. I thought that once I got pregnant and stopped going to bars all of my material would dry up, but kids are so funny. They’re on the same wavelength as barflies half the time. A few days ago my 3-year-old picked up Charles Bukowski’s “Women” and asked me to read it to him. I said: “I don’t think you’ll like it. It doesn’t have pictures.” (Thank God.) And he said: “O.K., I’ll read it to you. Here is what it says: ‘Banana Face, Banana Face, I got naughty songs in my head.’”
I think he’s psychic.