Friday, July 29, 2011

Abandonment issues

Wherein after sacred crows I pretty much ran out of ideas

  • Abandon your sacred cows

  • Abandon your scared cows

  • Abandon your saccharin cows

  • Abandon your sacred crows

  • Abandon your sacred dhows

  • abandon your family *

  • abandon your long-term investment goals *

  • abandon your good standards and common sense *

  • abandon your previous style missteps *

  • abandon your tea-party colleagues *

  • abandon your regimen *

  • abandon your pets *

  • abandon your goal *

  • abandon your Ministers and your Synods *

  • Abandon your apprentice *

  • abandon your comfort zone *

  • abandon your poor Eugenia *

  • Abandon your pomp, your banquets, and your costly entertainments *

  • abandon your whaling *

  • abandon your march toward freedom and free markets *

  • Abandon your claim to any additional water *

  • abandon your person to his lascivious embraces *

  • abandon your scheme of marriage *

  • Abandon your grief *

  • Abandon ship

  • Abandon hope all ye who enter here

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