Film titles that don't have to parodied to sound like disturbing porn

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• Three Men and a Baby
• Two Mules for Sister Sara
• Grease
• Jaws
• Hannah and Her Sisters
• The Accidental Tourist
• Alice in Wonderland
• All the President's Men
• Babe
• Babe: Pig in the City
• Beauty and the Beast
• The Bishop's Wife
• The Astronaut's Wife
• A Boy and his Dog
• Broken Lance
• Busy Little Bears
• Calamity Jane
• City Slickers
• Coming Home
• City Slickers
• Constant Gardner
• The Crying Game
• Dirty Dancing
• The Dirty Dozen
• Ed Wood
• Educating Peter
• The Enemy Below
• Fantastic Voyage
• The Farmer's Daughter
• Father and Daughter
• Goldfinger
• Grand Canyon
• Howards End
• In Beaver Valley
• Little Women
• The More the Merrier
• National Velvet
• Naughty Marietta
• North West Mounted Police
• An Officer and a Gentleman
• One Hundred Men and a Girl
• Papa's Delicate Condition
• Scent of a Woman
• Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo
• Three Little Pigs
• Thunderball
• Wallace & Gromit in The Wrong Trousers
• 10 Things I Hate About You
• Above the Rim
• Boys on the Side
• Cabin Boy
• The Cable Guy
• Chain Reaction
• Deep Impact
• Honey, I Blew Up the Kid
• The Last Boy Scout
• Not Without My Daughter
• Operation Dumbo Drop
• South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
• Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
• Big
• The Squid and the Whale
• Grizzly Man
• Whale Rider
• Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
• Herbie: Fully Loaded
• An Inconvenient Truth
• Live Free or Die Hard
• Mean Girls
• Mr. 3000

and, finally

• Chitty Chitty Bang Bang