Thursday, February 02, 2006

Problems with Spiderman 2

Wherein I concur that movies should pay more attention to the craft

correction: for some reason, I originally typed Superman instead of Spiderman

Jason watches Spiderman 2 with Meg:
  • He's just going to stand there and do nothing? Lack of a superhero suit does not preclude good samaritanism.
  • You'd think that somebody would have called the fire department before now.
  • Those are vanilla cake crumbs. That's not chocolate cake. This movie is infuriating.
  • If those falls were real, he'd be dead! Peter Parker's an idiot.
  • She has droopy boobs. What, they can't afford to get her a bra?


Anonymous amy said...

Droopy Boobs? Don't you mean Spiderman 2, also known as the worst movie ever?

2/02/2006 09:31:00 AM  
Blogger bill said...

oops. can't type, yes it should be spiderman 2. THough I haven't seen it, it can't be worse than Superman 3, not that Superman 2 was any good.

2/02/2006 10:06:00 AM  

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