Les is more
Jaime, at Something Old, Something New, realizes that Bill O'Reilly is actually Les Nesman. Also has a handful of other Les Nesman quotes:
LES: Have you ever wondered why Russian women look like men?
BAILEY: I hadn't noticed.
LES: I think they kidnap men from all over the world, take them to Moscow, and turn them into Russian women. That's what I think happened to Jimmy Hoffa. By now he's probably a grandmother in the Ukraine.