Would this make me a word ho or a word pimp?
Not bad, my performance enhancement piece gets picked up for the Carnival of the Vanities #182. Good stuff, go check it out.
I also get a kind word from this week's ringleader:
This guy will not long linger as a mere Slimy Mollusc in the Ecosystem, gentle readers. Mark my words. Or, rather, mark his. They're better, and less filling besides.