Would this make me a word ho or a word pimp?

Wherein the wherein really isn't part of the post and shouldn't be included when quoting. Feel free to quote the Whereins, but please treat as a separate entry


Not bad, my performance enhancement piece gets picked up for the Carnival of the Vanities #182. Good stuff, go check it out.

I also get a kind word from this week's ringleader:

This guy will not long linger as a mere Slimy Mollusc in the Ecosystem, gentle readers. Mark my words. Or, rather, mark his. They're better, and less filling besides.