I am a Man

Wherein I consider lists like this to be "pinballing"

• And the universe answered
  
• Spelled M-A-N
  
• And I dance
  
• Probably not a man. There's also her webpage, but it's everything that's evil about Flash.
  
• But why did she say she was?
  
• Definately not an animal
  
• Wench, what every man needs.
  
• What happens when The Wife reads the preceding bullet.
  
• ...of constant sorrow. See preceding bullet
  
• I am confused
  
• Yeah, that looks like me.
  
• No, but the LTR thing has me mystified. Either way, not interested. Good luck, though. linked item has been deleted
  
• Help, I'm trapped in a Fortune cookie factory
  
• I swear I own, or used to, a book called "Help, I'm Trapped in a Fortune Cookie Factory." Or maybe something about his brother being a dinosaur. By a cigar smoking comedian popular in the 60s and 70s, the book was published in the early 70s. He may have had a show on some cable channel interviewing other comedians a few years ago.
  
• Or you could personalize your own.