Tuesday, February 12, 2008

"Whoreshoe Tossing could be pretty awesome"

Wherein tossing shoes, not whores...though I might be interested in dwarf whore tossing

I agree!

The title comes from xwl in the Stick and ball comments. He also added:
It would be a mixed discipline event that would include tossing by hand for accuracy (say at a target shaped like a pimps head), as well as distance (measured in '75 Coupe De Ville lengths), and also by foot (the old, unhook the strap in back, then fling the clear plastic heeled monstrosity with just a swift leg kick).

There's even an obvious official drink and sponsor for the event.

List of events, first draft of some rules, and a sponsor. We're three-quarters of the way to getting this thing on ESPN8. I think where our big endorsement money will come from is the shoes. I have my idea of what would make a great whoreshoe for these events, what about you?

Leave a link to your favorite whoreshoe in the comments and I'll paste up some screenshots and create a shoe voting poll later this week.

**Vaclav Havel quotes and whore shoes -- where else you going for this level of entertainment?


Anonymous Leo said...

Ooh, fun. I'll totally play.


2/12/2008 11:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Leo said...

Trying the link again


2/12/2008 11:26:00 AM  
Blogger bill said...

Nice shoe. I'll link to my shoe later. Can't do it from work.

2/12/2008 02:15:00 PM  
Blogger XWL said...

My vote is for this pair.

Given that the more common nomenclature is "stripper shoes", I searched that term on flickr, and the number of hits (352) is impressive).

While lucite heels aren't absolutely required, they are strongly implied.

Also, found the official band for the competition, The Whoreshoes, a SF based all female bluegrass/traditional country band.

2/12/2008 02:30:00 PM  
Blogger bill said...

How many whore dwarfs could Worf toss if the dwarf whores were on the wharf?

2/12/2008 02:47:00 PM  
Blogger XWL said...

Dare I mention the time I found myself in Hustler Hollywood confronted with a tipsy Bridget the Midget making a pass at me?

(and do I bother including the caveat that I recognized her from the old E! Howard Stern shows she appeared on frequently, and not any of her extensive video work?)

It's been quite a few years since a pornstar has made a pass at me, I must be slipping in attractiveness, or not hanging around with the right/wrong people, or in the right/wrong places.

2/12/2008 05:09:00 PM  
Blogger bill said...

my shoe. site is probably NSFW.

2/12/2008 09:19:00 PM  
Anonymous Leo said...

I can't believe that when the shoe is sold out they remove the picture of the shoe.

That said, I am still torn about whether a whoreshoe and a stripper shoe are the same thing.

2/13/2008 10:00:00 PM  
Anonymous Leo said...

Also, site is definitely NSFW, but of course I had to click on it first to figure that out. Hopefully I don't get fired. :)

2/13/2008 10:02:00 PM  
Blogger bill said...

Yeah...I spent a couple hours last night collecting screenshots of shoes for the survey and that's definately not something to be done at most work spaces. Afterwards, took the laptop outside and soaked it in bleach water to get the skank out.

There's still another day or two to submit a shoe.

2/14/2008 10:01:00 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home