March Madness Ultimate Quiz

Wherein answers are demanded


How good are you, punk? All questions refer to only the NCAA Division 1 Men's basketball tournament. Multiple answers may be acceptable.

1. Who won the first tournament?
   
2. Which school has won the most tournaments?
   
3. Which school has qualified for the most tournaments?
   
4. Which school has won the most tournament games?
   
5. Which school has lost the most tournament games?
   
6. Which school has won the most Final 4 games?
   
7. Which school has lost the most Final 4 games?
   
8. School with most Final 4 appearances?
   
9. School with most Final 4 appearances without winning the championship?
   
10. School with most Final 4 appearances with even winning a semifinal game?
    
11. Youngest coach to win the championship?
    
12. Oldest coach to win the championship?
    
13. Coach with the most overall tournament wins?
    
14. Coach with the most overall tournament losses?
    
15. School with most tournament qualifications without a tournament win?
    
16. Worst tournament defeat by point differential?
    
17. Worst championship game defeat by point differential?
    
18. Name a school that has qualified once, won one game, and never qualified again?
    
19. Conference with most tournament champions?
    
20. Conference with the most losses in the championship game?
    
21. Conference with most tournament game wins?
    
22. Conference with most tournament game losses?
    
23. Last team to win the consolation game?
    
24. Name two schools that made the Final 4 once, and only once?
    
25. School that has never won a tournament game (qualified 2 or more times)?
    
26. School with most total points during a single game?
    
27. School with most total points during a single tournament?
    
28. School with most total points in the history of the tournament?
    
29. Player with most total points during a single game?
    
30. Player with the most total points during a single tournament?
    
31. Player with most total points in the history of the tournament?
    
32. Single game with highest combined point total?
    
33. Championship game with highest combined point total?
    
34. Single game with lowest combined point total?
    
35. Championship game with lowest combined point total?
    
36. School with worst winning percentage, minimum 10 games?
    
37. School with best winning percentage, minimum 10 games?
    
38. Player who has fouled out of the most tournament games?
    
39. Name two players who fouled out of championship game?
    
40. School with most overtime wins?
    
41. School with most overtime losses?
    
42. Player with most final shot wins?
    
43. Tallest player in the tournament without a championship win?
    
44. Shortest player in the tournament with a championship win?
    
45. Complete this sentence (max. 30 words): Dick Vitale________
    
46. Complete this sentence (max. 30 words): Billy Packer________
    
47. Complete this sentence (max. 30 words): Duke________
    
48. Complete this sentence (max. 30 words): The best game I've ever seen________
    
49. Complete the following: Bobby Knight is to _______ as the cast of Punky Brewster is to _______ .
    
50. Have you been to a Final 4?

Update: Questions are coming in about prizes. Bunch of greedy bastards. Ok, here's what I can do. The winner gets the following:

• My warmest personal regards
  
• The dual coin of respect and scorn of literally dozens of other sweaty people sitting in front of their computers.