Ten things you probably didn't know about Bill
2. He has never seen a single episode of Lost. He writes his reviews based off what he reads on the Television Without Pity forums.
3. He wanted to be just like Liberace when he grew up.
4. I am pretty sure he killed his pet cat and sold it to the Korean restaurant down the street. He then told his kid that Fluffy was participating in a foreign exchange program.
5. He only knows how to cook pasta using the Pasta Express.
6. He once beat up a mime because he wouldn't talk to him.
7. He used to broadcast pirate radio transmissions in French during our time in Guatemala.
8. At the corporate picnic last summer, he lip-synched "Mr. Roboto" by Styx.
9. He cried when Reuben beat out Clay Aiken on American Idol.
10. He suffers from triskaidekaphobia and paraskavedekatriaphobia.