Film titles that don't have to parodied to sound like disturbing porn
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and, finally
- Three Men and a Baby
- Two Mules for Sister Sara
- Grease
- Jaws
- Hannah and Her Sisters
- The Accidental Tourist
- Alice in Wonderland
- All the President's Men
- Babe
- Babe: Pig in the City
- Beauty and the Beast
- The Bishop's Wife
- The Astronaut's Wife
- A Boy and his Dog
- Broken Lance
- Busy Little Bears
- Calamity Jane
- City Slickers
- Coming Home
- City Slickers
- Constant Gardner
- The Crying Game
- Dirty Dancing
- The Dirty Dozen
- Ed Wood
- Educating Peter
- The Enemy Below
- Fantastic Voyage
- The Farmer's Daughter
- Father and Daughter
- Goldfinger
- Grand Canyon
- Howards End
- In Beaver Valley
- Little Women
- The More the Merrier
- National Velvet
- Naughty Marietta
- North West Mounted Police
- An Officer and a Gentleman
- One Hundred Men and a Girl
- Papa's Delicate Condition
- Scent of a Woman
- Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo
- Three Little Pigs
- Thunderball
- Wallace & Gromit in The Wrong Trousers
- 10 Things I Hate About You
- Above the Rim
- Boys on the Side
- Cabin Boy
- The Cable Guy
- Chain Reaction
- Deep Impact
- Honey, I Blew Up the Kid
- The Last Boy Scout
- Not Without My Daughter
- Operation Dumbo Drop
- South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut
- Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
- Big
- The Squid and the Whale
- Grizzly Man
- Whale Rider
- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
- Herbie: Fully Loaded
- An Inconvenient Truth
- Live Free or Die Hard
- Mean Girls
- Mr. 3000
and, finally
- Chitty Chitty Bang Bang