Crap I wrote last year that I still kinda like

Wherein based on early production and projecting outward I won't be able to do a list next year

January

• Saskatoon is in the room
  
• File this under "Kids today"
  
• Why the WGA should be crushed and ground into dust
  
• The world's most honest candy
  
• Am I the only one who sees these things?

February

• Lesson 1: Small talk, the art of
  
• Stick and Ball, Stick and Ball, Stick and Ball
  
• "...people are beginning to feel ashamed that they voted for a certain party, or even that they belong to it"
  
• Bobby was the drummer
  
• "We also discussed whether Hillary should run for president"
  
• I suggest replacing the "y" with an "i" and adding a "k"; then dropping the "g" and changing the "o" to an "e"
  
• "What am I going to do, write a book about a guy missing a turn?"
  
• Looking for my constant

March

• Thanks to he government I now know how to get high
  
• Shocking!
  
• Slow motion screaming: Noooooooooooooooooo
  
• The Whoreshoe Poll

April
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May

• Bagel flowchart
  
• Top Chef 4.9
  
• Airhead
  
• Another unfortunate URL
  
• Knock Knock
  
• Top Chef 4.12

June

• Additional thoughts on WDW
  
• Because The Wife is out of the country and The Child is at a sleepover

July

• My new Brett Favre headline
  
• Quoted
  
• W. P. Kinsella
  
• Hey! Joss Whedon has a new show!
  
• My favorite Daily Show interview
  
• Monday Ballet Monday: Summer
  
• Dinosaur cake

August

• Nibbles a story
  
• I do not recommend this book
  
• The Replacements: All over but the shouting
  
• St. Louis 1904
  
• Segregation now, segregation forever
  
• "I do not know this answer. I was just answering the question."
  
• Not Dark Yet
  
• Categories on the Canadian version of the $10,000 pyramid
  
• Rough draft
  
• Joe's Garage
  
• I hear Alaska is in the news

September

• Why am I doing this?
  
• Because that's how it's supposed to be
  
• Admittedly, of questionable taste
  
• Joan Armatrading

October

• The carpet is into rest
  
• Not only is the sky in her world a different color, but the flowcharts must be multi-hued and encompass dimensions of logic incomprehensible to the m
  
• Mr. Smith is for indoctrination camps and against alternative energy

November

• This year's chili recipe
  
• Sensations, new and old
  
• Monday Ballet Monday: Massine
  
• Pastor Jeff, why do you hate short Belgians?
  
• She kicks like a girl
  
• These are the Dave's I know
  
• Whaddya think?

December

• Monday Ballet Monday: Nutcracker
  
• Thank you for the extra foam
  
• Stupid fucking Vista
  
• Step one: Avoid names that sound like manjuice